For a bit of a change, this week’s debate is a caption-off. Rather than discuss a topic, I’d like you come up with a funny caption for the image below. Seeing as the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection is out this week, here’s a picture of Snake chilling with a monkey. Get captioning!
I don’t have any spare voucher codes to give away this week so this is just for kicks and the chance for you razor wit to be admired by the PS community. Enjoy!















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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:04 pm by hayzink
your due a spanking my boy
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:06 pm by ynbniar
“Just heard – I’ve been dropped for MGS5. They’re getting Andy Serkis.”
Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:13 pm by James Gallagher
Haha, great start! If people like this feature then I’ll do them more often and try and beg/borrow/steal some prizes.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:06 pm by ryannumber3gamer
Snake: Don’t be monkeying around thats my job
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:06 pm by mr_xzibit
put some pants on chimp!
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:09 pm by BouncinDave
‘The latest Ape Escape takes a dramatic turn on the capture of the primates.’
Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:15 pm by James Gallagher
I thought someone might reference the Ape Escape minigame in MGS 3 – I should have remembered that for last week’s debate about crossovers and cameos.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:09 pm by Joshy216
Snake – So it’s a deal (shakes monkeys hand)
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:10 pm by hayzink
first time i have seen that one of my comments are awating moderation have i been a bad boy
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:12 pm by jay9876
I said I wanted to talk to the organ grinder not the monkey
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:14 pm by VictorAnalogy
“The final round of the International Rock, Paper, Scissors Tournament went to sudden death when both finalists chose Paper.”
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:20 pm by Guri_Tricolor
Let me try to explain my organization to you:
have a great weekend everyone!
It’s like a tree full of monkeys… all on different limbs… at different levels…
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but [DELETED].
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:21 pm by BLEACH-Fan
It came out tocday??? O.O *sprints to GAME*
Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:26 pm by James Gallagher
Glad to indirectly be of service!
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:21 pm by Beatnuki
“Ooooh, Snake, who does your nails? They’re sooooo well manicured!”
“…I’m wearing gloves, you moron.”
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Oh, um, James… I hate to be, y’know, THAT GUY but… much as I appreciate your feedback last time with my ongoing lack of LBP 2 Move Pack voucher code last time, I still haven’t received the code I won on Monday.
I’ve sent another email in again today and since your last advice I checked and tested if my account can receive private messages, which seems to be working. Any chance you could use your almighty powers to give a few nudges in the right direction? Or am I still missing something? Maybe if it still doesn’t work you could send the code via email or something?
Hate to be a nag, but it’d really help me out!
Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:26 pm by James Gallagher
Yes, your email was passed on to me today and I’m very sorry to hear you’ve not received it yet. I’ll send the code via PSN message right now.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:30 pm by TalllPaul
Monkey “ooooo that toilet you are sat on looks comfy”
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:32 pm by Guri_Tricolor
That’s right Snake, Protect your knee if you want to continue adventuring
Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:54 pm by James Gallagher
Bonus points for not stretching this into that Skyrim joke that wasn’t even funny the first time…
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:36 pm by WildLag
why there isnt Trine2 still?
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:42 pm by monkelus
Dr Monkey:
The prognosis is not good Snake, your entire sigmoid colon appears to be infiltrated. To be honest I haven’t seen a case this serious since Metal Gear Solid 2!
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:42 pm by CMJE96
Do you like my undercover suit Snake?
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:45 pm by Miikon_96
“gotta stop these clones of myself, but this one is looks smarter than the others”
doesnt play MGS so dont know if Im correct at who the clones are…
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:46 pm by jetpacksheep
Snake: “You ate my cardboard box!?!?”
Monkey: (tries to comfort snake)
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:47 pm by dpb20499
not quite what I was thinking when I told meryl I was going to spank the monkey.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:48 pm by monkelus
How can you justify shaving a monkey, yet leaving that moustache?
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:57 pm by Bugside
Jan-Ken-Po!
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:00 pm by Hannay27
After a long conversation with his monkey, Snake decided it needed to be spanked
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:03 pm by Alex-1124
Tried to actually make a caption picture, here it is http://twitgoo.com/5doxno
Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:15 pm by James Gallagher
haha, good one.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:04 pm by NeoBazza87
When we take over the World I promise your Death shall be quick and painless! Now wheres that can of Dr Pepper you promised me?
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:10 pm by CHRIZZYYY08
Of topic I no, were is more news about LBP for psvita? You mentioned last week we would hear more…..
Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:16 pm by James Gallagher
These things can take a little long to arrange, especially when the dev team is hard at work finishing the game. We will have lots more info ahead of release, I promise you that.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:12 pm by CHRIZZYYY08
“These out-take moments really are awkward”
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:27 pm by vonhammer
I dont think I can get away with writing my first thought
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:36 pm by Capt_PillowCase
“Get over that knee and take your $p@nkin’ like a Real monkey”
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:37 pm by Guri_Tricolor
“Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 4:54 pm by James Gallagher
Bonus points for not stretching this into that Skyrim joke that wasn’t even funny the first time…”
Bonus points for only replying to me when there’s no prize involved
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:40 pm by SalmonCannon
Monkey – Yes, I know I don’t have blonde hair but no one liked Raiden anyway, so I think we can get away with it
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:43 pm by robbie2303
Snake: Do you have any spare bananas?
Monkey: Your a snake, you should know how to take it from me without asking.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:45 pm by CHRIZZYYY08
Thanks for the fast reply James, that’s good enough for me
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:46 pm by judgehusler
reach for my nuts i dare you
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:47 pm by xozziex38
hey icant go online is that normal please answer
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:47 pm by DSFairbairn
Hey HomeDawg, got a cigarette.
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:50 pm by DSFairbairn
and then the Arrow went straight into his knee
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:50 pm by vonhammer
What the hell,if it gets deleted i’ll understand.
“Otocon,how am I supposed to spank the monkey in this suit?”
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 5:57 pm by Juhal_1234
since this is about HD Collection
Ratchet and clank HD Collection?
if you decide to make it then don’t forget the save bonuses
(save date for ratchet and clank 1 you get ratchet old skin)
and ratchet and clank 3 online
Im actually desperate for the collection =(
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:03 pm by ryannumber3gamer
Snake:Does This Mean Im Getting A cameo in Monkey island 6?
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:05 pm by bap10
Anybody see where I left my Monkey nuts?
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:08 pm by shedboy90
@ judgehusler
i need to talk to u m8
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:11 pm by wardragon989
“So you’re a monkey…in a diaper. Hows that working out for you then”
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I really wish this [MGS4] game would get trophies
I imported the HD collection game in December just so that I could play it, its awesome.
Can we also get some MGS 1 and 4 and Metal gear avatars?
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:11 pm by ryannumber3gamer
typo i ment to say if theres a monkey island 6
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:16 pm by Alex-1124
I’m back with another amateur edited photo
This caption takes place 10 minutes later (from #20) http://twitgoo.com/5dp0ra
I have another idea but not sure if whether I should quit while I’m ahead haha.
I think this kind of is certainly a good idea which you could even adjust say on a weekly basis, one week it’s ‘The Weekend Debate’ and the next ‘The Weekend Caption’. This is also something everyone can take part in so it’s a win win for all
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:19 pm by jay9876
you looked so much better last night
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:27 pm by Zombies_in_3D
“The writers of Twilight decided to take some time off from proffesional writing to add another book to the series.”
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:28 pm by supersmith2500
Here’s my captions for the picture.
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Monkey: Sooooo then, want some soda? I can raid Debin’s fridge and get ya one.
Snake: Nah it’s ok, say got any cigs?
Monkey: Cigarettes?? o_o Look dude those are bad for you and why you still smoke anyways?
Snake: They help calm me down after that rough battle.
Monkey: You look a bit old for a mission don’t you think you should retire?
Snake: Not yet chimp, I still have to destroy Liquid Ocelot before I can rest.
Monkey: Oooook! I guess good luck then old chump.
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Hope you like what I wrote. XD
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:36 pm by Guri_Tricolor
@Alex-1124 “I think this is certainly a good idea which you could even adjust say on a weekly basis, one week it’s ‘The Weekend Debate’ and the next ‘The Weekend Caption’. This is also something everyone can take part in so it’s a win win for all”
Agreed!
or maybe choose a weekday to do this one!
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Posted on 3 February, 2012 at 6:45 pm by Graftonator
It’s okay Snake, I know it’s less than 3 Weeks til release, but I’m sure they’ll announce the 3G charges for Vita soon. Otherwise, how can people commit to getting that model!?
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