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The Weekend Debate: Caption This!

In a break from the usual Weekend Debate topics, this week I’d like hear everyone’s humorous captions to the image below. It’s from upcoming PSN game Tokyo Jungle and is my early nomination for screenshot of the year.

Tokyo Jungle screenshot

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trulydeadly1 2 March, 2012 @ 2:06 pm   1

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! (and first)

keppy1010 2 March, 2012 @ 2:07 pm   2

One day I will get it… (and SECOND!)

 
Luis_FFgamer 2 March, 2012 @ 2:07 pm   3

Bear: You shall NOT PASS!!

Dog: Ok… :(

 
elita411 2 March, 2012 @ 2:09 pm   4

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

 
Player42791 2 March, 2012 @ 2:09 pm   5

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”

Orla-Ireland 2 March, 2012 @ 2:10 pm   6

”Bear says in a new York accent” Listen sweetie, I know me and you have a thing together, eating that fish would destroy your perfectly round bottom. Seriously .. Don’t make me go kung fu panda on your …- Don’t give me them puppy eyes..”

I fail at being funny. Sorry =(

stitch260 2 March, 2012 @ 2:10 pm   7

A fish! If you want to hibernate in my pad for the winter you can nip back and pick up some proper snacks and a 40 inch flat screen Fido.

 

Bear with me, i’ll take you for a walk in a minute.

 
elita411 2 March, 2012 @ 2:11 pm   9

… The next one is: “sorry, we at full capacity” (bouncer)

grimbarian 2 March, 2012 @ 2:11 pm   10

“You know, standing up tall like that just makes you more susceptible to an arrow in the knee!”

 
Player42791 2 March, 2012 @ 2:11 pm   11

“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” There’s so many dirty harry quotes that fit that picture><

 
Dante_Zero 2 March, 2012 @ 2:12 pm   12

this week on apocalyptic survior, its dog vs bear in a battle to the death for the ultimate prize. a tin of john wests tuna.

 
duff_weird 2 March, 2012 @ 2:12 pm   13

You’ve been with HIM again, haven’t you?

yarnboy 2 March, 2012 @ 2:14 pm   14

That’s right dog, I am the one who tilted this building on my right. Deal with it.

 
andyant1 2 March, 2012 @ 2:15 pm   15

If your nanmes not down your coming in!

 
Bezetos 2 March, 2012 @ 2:15 pm   16

“This calls for a… DANCE-OFF!!”

 
Dante_Zero 2 March, 2012 @ 2:15 pm   17

bear: compare the meercat.com compare the bear.com
dog: no just no.

 
Norimbulus 2 March, 2012 @ 2:16 pm   18

Bear:”So, you are the one who stole my fish!”
Dog: “Can someone shout: “Roll over, Play dead” NOW please?!”

 
andyant1 2 March, 2012 @ 2:16 pm   19

That should be

If your names not down your not coming in!

 
SlimeTyrant 2 March, 2012 @ 2:17 pm   20

Mess with the grizzly, bear the consequences.

 
andyant1 2 March, 2012 @ 2:19 pm   21

I am like a bear with a sore head today, so don’t test me!

 
Guri_Tricolor 2 March, 2012 @ 2:22 pm   22

So you’re the one that keeps bringing my wife gifts??

 
pedrodj41 2 March, 2012 @ 2:23 pm   23

Cant touch this (MC Hammer style)

superxstation 2 March, 2012 @ 2:25 pm   24

Stare as much as you like, I will not throw the ball. I will not…

 
Dante_Zero 2 March, 2012 @ 2:25 pm   25

bear: im sexy and you know it, wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!
dog: kill me please.

p.s i could do this all day. lol
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Catkiller1 2 March, 2012 @ 2:26 pm   26

“It looks even bigger from this angle”.

 

Bear (with sore head): I said I need a surgeon, not a sturgeon!

 
FrIeD-GoAt 2 March, 2012 @ 2:26 pm   28

Look, THAT’S what happens when you keep hanging that Billy Bass on my cave.

 
cuppingtons 2 March, 2012 @ 2:26 pm   29

Is that a background pixel between your legs,or are you just happy to see me?

Tyran_lord 2 March, 2012 @ 2:27 pm   30

dog: ‘I have a gift for you Master.’

 
Carnivius_Prime 2 March, 2012 @ 2:27 pm   31

The crossover battle no one expected to see. The Littlest Hobo vs Gentle Ben! ok i’m showing my age now…

 
LazyBaker 2 March, 2012 @ 2:29 pm   32

“I told you I could do The Macarena.”

 
Catkiller1 2 March, 2012 @ 2:29 pm   33

I asked for a fish, not a penguin…..that is one messed up fish!

*SIGH* Salad again it is then! :(

 
MavSkipper 2 March, 2012 @ 2:32 pm   34

Bear: Yo what’s up dawg, i herd you like ze fish so we got one 4 u.
Dog: Nah, I can’t bear it.
Bear: …i c wut u did thar.

 
DAVIE222 2 March, 2012 @ 2:38 pm   35

Dog: let me past! I got a bone to catch

Bear: a bone? Your walking on bones (your legs)

Dog: no I mean my doggy bone

Bear: ok bear with me a second

Dog: give me a bone now!!!

Bear: now now calm down please bear with me

Dog: I’m gonna Bite your BEAR FOOT

Bear: I GOT BEAR FEET PLEASE DON’T

Dog: (bites the bear foot)

Bear: I ONLY WANTED TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME!!!

Dog: next time don’t walk around in bear foot

Bear: I got 3 lives left I must beat this boss!!!

 
PaMu1337 2 March, 2012 @ 2:39 pm   36

The bear misunderstood the no parking sign for a no barking sign

 
thedanman64 2 March, 2012 @ 2:40 pm   37

Bear: Look mate I already told you, you’re not coming in without wearing a tie.

 
Player42791 2 March, 2012 @ 2:43 pm   38

“Go ahead, make my day”

 

Dog to Bear: “…and they’re smaller than that squirrel’s on The Great The British Bake Off”

 
Dante_Zero 2 March, 2012 @ 2:44 pm   40

bear: i work out, oh i work out.
Dog: your sexy and you know it.

Danlisa 2 March, 2012 @ 2:45 pm   41

Sorry my good chap, I prefer to take my Salmon filleted and smoked on a bed of tagliatelle.

 
PerttiT 2 March, 2012 @ 2:46 pm   42

Bear: “You give me something to eat”
Dog: “I have here only five loaves of bread and two fish”
Bear: “Bring them here to me”

And so the bear ate the loaves, the fish and the dog, and was satisfied.

 
capitales7 2 March, 2012 @ 2:47 pm   43

Dog: Move or I’ll move you.
Bear: Challenge……ACCEPTE-wait, why is there a fish on the ground?

RedeyedRonin 2 March, 2012 @ 2:48 pm   44

DOG: reasonable comment no swearing…

BEAR: YOUR COMMENT IS AWAITING MODERATION,YOUR COMMENT IS REMOVED……JOG ON!

 
jonbwfc 2 March, 2012 @ 2:49 pm   45

Bear : “I said you needed a ticket. That’s a turbot.”

Bear: “Want to see my dance moves I learned in the Russian Circus? Everybody loved it!”

 
rianwudkok 2 March, 2012 @ 2:55 pm   47

I don’t care how nutritious it is. I’m not eating it and you can’t make me.

 
rianwudkok 2 March, 2012 @ 2:58 pm   48

Bear: I don’t care how nutritious it is. I’m not eating it and you can’t make me.

I imagine that the bear is Kuma from tekken.

Kuma bear: oh please not another animal fighter!
Dog:who let the dogs out voff voff!
Kuma: what’s your signature move? the monthy python fish slap?!

man’s voice 1 2 3 fight!

*Kuma farts dog in face

K.O.

 
zerolaff 2 March, 2012 @ 3:00 pm   50

Bear to dog:
You gonna finish that?

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